An Important Message from Jack 'The Heartburn Hitman' Baskall...

“Discover Exactly How An Overweight 53 Year Old Chicagoan Extinguished The Raging Volcano Inside His Chest After 15 Years… Whilst Drinking Beer, Smoking, Eating Potato Chips And Cheering A Cubs Game…”

If you're sick and tired of shelling out countless dollars on ineffective and often side-effect packed, prescribed/off-the-shelf remedies... and... wish to know the truth about how you can cure your heartburn at home for good by using a simple, tried, tested, proven and natural system... here's some good news...

Note: The headline may sound a little far-fetched, but I assure you, once you have begun reading this report it will all make perfect and logical sense. Now, let us get to the meat of the issue...

From: The La-Z-Boy Recliner of Jack Baskall, Chicago, Illinois
Date: August 17, 2007

Dear Friend,

Before we begin, I have something I'd like to say...

I'm pretty straight talking and to the point, so in this report, I'm going to give it to you straight. Even without a university education in psychology I'm smart enough to know that people often don't want to hear the truth, despite professing they're actually looking for solutions no matter what. If you are one of those people, you shouldn't waste your time reading this page. If, however, you are a truth seeker in the truest sense of the word, I sincerely believe what you will gain from this page will literally change your life...

My name is Jack Baskall, a 53 year old sheet metal worker from Chicago, Illinois. And up until two years ago I suffered from the most agonizing recurring heartburn imaginable. Starting from - if I remember correctly - as far back as 15 years ago.

Like most people who suffer from chronic heartburn... I experienced it...

When I ate...
When I didn't eat...
When I drank...
When I didn't drink...
When I smoked...
When I didn't smoke...
When I took Gaviscon...
When I didn't take Gaviscon...
When I followed my doctor's advice...
When I didn't follow my doctor's advice...

And the list goes on...

There really seemed to be no rhyme or reason as to why the hell I kept getting it. Sure, I had my worst bouts after eating and drinking - particularly certain things - so there seemed to be no question that I was at times aggravating it... but hell... I experienced raging heartburn plenty of times when I simply did nothing...

Sure, there were some good days, but most days it was there... simmering away, particularly after meals. But I'd say around 3-4 times a week, I would suffer from heartburn so severe, I'd lay down on my bed and could almost visualize Satan's fiery hand reaching inside my chest to rip my heart out. Sound familiar? Read on...

After putting up with this nonsense for several years, and with the pain getting progressively worse, I'd had enough... I took a trip to my doctor to see if he could do anything for me. Upon listening to my lifestyle habits, my doctor disapprovingly shook his head and declared...

"Mr. Baskall, You've Got To Give Up Alcohol, Smoking And Eating Junkfood..."

"But Doc..."

"There really are no 'buts' here, Mr. Baskall... if you want to stop your heartburn, that is what you are going to have to do..."

I was a broken man. I had very few pleasures in life, very few interests... I just wanted to enjoy the few small pleasures I did have... and now I was being told that I had to give up the things I enjoyed most in life. My future looked miserable, and I felt sick...

Nevertheless... there it was, my doctors no-nonsense advice. Well... it was now as clear as crystal to me what I had to do - I had to follow my doctors advice to the letter... but...

I Didn't Want To!

You see, not only was I cursed with horrendous heartburn, but I was also as stubborn as a mule. I enjoyed smoking, I enjoyed a few beers at the bar with my friends or at home in front of the TV, and I enjoyed good old fashioned American fast food such as hamburgers, chilidogs and potato chips. I'm a regular, (slighly over) middle aged American male with simple tastes... and I wasn't about to change the habits of a lifetime.

Besides, I didn't always eat junk. In fact, my wife always served up pretty healthy and wholesome meals, and I found I still suffered from heartburn no matter what I ate anyway...

So, after completely ignoring my doctors advice I continued the way I was for a few more years... and then one day my wife discovered something which changed my life...

Gaviscon!

After seeing the rave reviews it had gotten from other heartburn sufferers, and after quickly recovering from the minor stroke the price tag gave me... I decided to gave it a go...

And boy did it change my life... I felt... so depressed I can't even explain how low I felt. In all my working life, I have never missed a day of work no matter how ill I was. But this... dark cloud which came over me was so bad, I didn't care anymore... I called work with some bull excuse I can't remember (well, I wasn't going to tell them I was feeling blue, was I? The guy's would've thought I was some kind of sissy...).

So it continued... for three more excruciatingly depressing days... and... my heartburn pretty much continued ravaging my chest... Thankfully it didn't take me long to figure out what was causing my depression. I'd never been depressed in my life, I had no reason to be depressed - and I certainly wasn't feeling down because of the disappointing results Gaviscon had on my heartburn... (I'm not that emotional!)

I voiced my concerns to my wife, that I believed the Gaviscon was having adverse effects on my mental wellbeing...

"Nonsense Jack, Have Another Spoonful..."

While my mental resolve weakened to the point of being completely passive, my wife continued poisoning me while I lay helpless on my deathbed... (ok, that bit's a slight exaggeration)... but my point is: Gaviscon did not work well on my heartburn... and... it made me depressed (and I've since discovered it contains ingredients which can create depressive side effects... as have other people who have tried it).

Anyway, onward we go. I now knew Gaviscon wasn't going to work for me, so I stopped taking it. Back to square one... and after that incident... glad to be there!

There was only one thing for it...

I Returned To My Doctor's For The Second Time...

Through my tobacco smelling burger breath, I lied convincingly - or so I thought at the time - to my doctor about how I'd done precisely as he'd recommended and had given up smoking and junk food, but there was still no change in my condition.

Mr doctor eyed me suspiciously over the top of his silver rimmed glasses and gave me the feeling of being a dishonest schoolboy - as only doctors have the power to do - before furiously scribbling on a piece of paper and without looking at me, he said:

"Okaaaaay, Mr. Baskall... I'm now going to prescribe for you what are known as PPI's, or Proton Pump Inhibitors. What these will do is inhibit the production of your stomach acid, which will hopefully have the desired effect of reducing your occurances of acid reflux."

"Thanks doctor..."

I Thought PPI's May Be Just The Ticket...

And... for a few days I'd never felt so good. I really thought all my problems were over... until my friend Colman said to me:

"Woah, buddy... that's some seriously bad breath..."

"What?"

"Jack, your breath smells almost as bad as my ex-wifes!"

Ok, so I smoked, I drank, I ate junk... but nobody had ever told me my breath stunk before. Nobody. I sat there completely paranoid and embarrassed as my half-drunken friend Colman, the soul of discretion, proceeded to gesture the barmaid over to "Check this guy's breath out."

I have to admit, I did notice a little - despite my sense of taste and smell being very impaired from years of heavy smoking - but I didn't think it was anything worth worrying about until this episode.

However, it was too late. The curse was now in full effect... within a week I was experiencing:

Stomach pain and violent bouts of diarrhea often preceded by constipation. I'd lost count of the times I thought I was constipated after passing only a bit of hard stool only to end up running back to the toilet and exploding with diarrhea. It was almost as if I'd developed IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). This, I was later to learn, was because my stomach acids were no longer performing as well as they should, allowing food to irritate my stomach and bowels.
Fatigue. I have never been the energetic type, but I felt so darn tired that I actually fell asleep during a Cubs game - something I have never done before, and never have since. Again, through research into PPI's I conducted later, I discovered fatigue is often a symptom resulting from the lack of essential nutrients gathered from the digested (or rather insufficiently digested) food.
Bad breath. This is because the food you consume is actually not digested quickly and is left to fester and rot in your stomach for days, causing rancid smells to rise up from your stomach.
Nausea. During my time taking PPI's I'd lost much of my appetite, but not through the feeling of being full, but the thought of eating actually made me feel a little queasy at times.
Headache. Although not regularly or severely, I did experience headache several times during the week I was taking PPI's, and again, headache is something I have never experienced before, nor since.

Upon further research, I also discovered dizziness and the development of rashes are also reported symptoms of PPI usage, although fortunately, I didn't experience either.

Another scary fact I unearthed about PPI usage - particularly longterm - is the eventual depletion of calcium within the bones. One theory mentioned is, the lack of stomach acid causes calcium to be processed in the stomach far less effectively, resulting in a 'leaking' of calcium and eventual problems with bones.

Well, screw that... within a week I'd had enough...

I Was Not Going To Turn My Body Into A Complete Wreck To Cure My Heartburn!

So, barring quitting smoking, drinking beer and eating whatever I liked, I really could hand on heart say I had done everything possible to try and cure my heartburn.

I actually felt a little sorry for myself. But, I'd pretty much decided after my disasterous attempts at salvation I was going to resign myself to suffering from heartburn for the rest of my days.

"Besides... maybe only another 20 years or so..." I thought to myself.

In all honesty, I should have made more of an effort to live a healthier lifestyle, and maybe my heartburn would have disappeared much quicker, but I was pretty much set in my ways and not about to change anything... and I'll let you in on a little secret... Even though I'm now heartburn free - I still haven't changed anything...

But, before we get to that, luck was about to give me uhm, well... a lucky break one eventful Cubs game, and I was about to discover the holy grail of heartburn cures which would allow me to...

Drink, Smoke, Eat Junk Food By The Ton And Still Remain Heartburn Free…

Obviously, it didn't happen quite so instantaneously - in fact the eventual system I put together was the culmination of a one year's research and development - but this little gem of an accidental breakthrough was where it all started, and this one thing alone soothed my heartburn so much I was pretty astounded...

And this is how it happened...

I’m a Cubs fanatic, and when I watch a Cubs game, I have a ritual. I have Doritos, Hot Salsa, Beer, and my cigarettes. I scream and holler at the TV throughout the game whilst smoking, drinking and feasting. And let me tell you, there was never a better recipe for heartburn than this.

One day, to my absolute horror I realized I hadn’t any Hot Salsa for my Doritos – nor anything else which could’ve traditionally substituted for a dip. Being the greedy slob that I am, rather than admit defeat, I decided to eat my Doritos with something completely different... and what I noticed blew me away...

At A Time I'd Usually Retire To My Bed For My Regular Appointment With Satans Flaming Clutch... I Didn't Experience Even 1/2 Of The Heartburn Pain I Usually Did...

Yet there I was... I'd been drinking, smoking, binging on junkfood - doing all the things I'd being told by a medical professional I shouldn't do... and yet this time the pain didn't flare up to fever pitch as I had been accustomed to... For a while I was mystified... In fact... I was almost worried!

I knew my routine inside out. It had been the same for years, down to the same brand of Doritos chips and dip... so it didn't take long for me to figure out it was my substitute dip which had made the remarkable difference.

Then it hit me... this same food I had used as a dip is also used for another fairly common ailment... and it never fails to work wonders. It amazed me I'd never even connected the dots before and thought it's usage could be adapted to my heartburn problems.

Spurred on by this unintentional yet wonderful discovery, I began considering how I could maybe further this development and quash my heartburn further. I've never been much of a reader, except for the newspaper, but I felt there was more to be discovered and I was so delighted by what I had accidentally discovered that I got carried away...

And Took The First Of Several Trips To The Library...

I began sifting through many obscure medical journals to find out all I could about heartburn, and discovered some amazing facts and information crucial to curing heartburn.

Just a few examples of these facts and information are…

The number one, bar none, 'natural healing agent' which will sooth and heal your esophagus... and... prevent infection while it does so... It will blow your mind when you discover what this is!
Heartburn is perfectly curable in over 97% of people without surgery…
How, in rare cases, peptic ulcers may be responsible for heartburn, and what you can do to begin treating them…
How – again in rare cases – allergies may be responsible for your heartburn, and precisely what to do to quickly diagnose your allergy…
Heartburn isn’t always caused by acid reflux…
The tiny signal your body gives out to you which tells you whether or not acid reflux is responsible for your heartburn…
You needn’t spend a penny on costly off-the-shelf remedies…
The deadly illnesses which can result from untreated heartburn…
Gastro Esophagal Reflux Disease (G.E.R.D.) despite it’s name, is not a disease at all…
How the body’s chemistry can often go ‘out of whack’ and cause heartburn, and what you can do to quickly re-balance things and eradicate heartburn…
The root causes of all cases of heartburn, and how to deal with them…
The aggravating causes of all cases of heartburn, and how to deal with them…
The foods and beverages which aggravate and cause heartburn, and the ones which sooth and cure it…
The simple thing you can do, at no extra cost, which allows you to eat anything you want – even aggravating foods – without causing a heartburn flare up…
A simple method taking only seconds which effectively soothes heartburn completely and instantly no matter how bad it is…
The methods and remedies to promote rapid healing of the esophagus…
How allergies are sometimes responsible for causing heartburn... and... how you can find out what you are allergic to and prevent it causing heartburn again...
How drugs and medicines can often cause or aggravate heartburn...
Pesticides (such as those sprayed on foods) are quite often a hidden aggravating cause of heartburn...
One of the biggest 'hidden' causes of recurring heartburn is incorrect pH balance within the body... and... how this can be corrected far easier than anybody would ever imagine... yet... most people who even have the slightest clue about this make crucial mistakes when putting it into practice, rendering it useless...

With approximately a year's worth of research, under my belt, I began putting together in my spare time what I truly believe is...

The Most Comprehensive, Exhaustive And Effective System For Curing Heartburn In Existance...

It may sound like a big boast... but I can back it up. Not only did...

I do my research using many medical journals...
I do my research using the internet and many official medical websites...
Test everything on myself...
Test everything on other (willing) heartburn sufferers...
Think carefully, and painstakingly, about the ultimate methodical way in which anybody can cure their heartburn... no matter the cause...

...but I also have the results to prove it...

And the results...?

See for yourself...

What Others Are Saying

“I never knew there were so many factors involved in heartburn! Without your help I'm certain I never would have stood a snowball in hells chance of sorting myself out. I found your guide easy to follow, comprehensive, and the suggestions excellent. (P.S. I can't believe you used __________ as a Doritos dip - but thank God you did!). Thank you so much!“
– Roxanne Barton

“Like I'm sure many other heartburn sufferers have, I've tried many, many things in the past from PPI's to Gaviscon as you have Jack and never experienced what I'd call worthwhile relief. I just wanted to say that this is the last thing I'll ever be spending my money on... because it actually worked as well as you said it would, and after around 2 weeks of usage I no longer suffer from heartburn. This is fantastic, thank you for giving me a better quality of life.“
– Andrew Pennant

“I've only one thing to say to you Jack Baskall... I love you!“
– Barb Colucci

“Hey Buddy, I’m a smoker and drinker just like you and I didn’t want to give it up either – and thanks to your advice I didn’t have to!”
– Pete Darnell, Connecticut

“I loved your guide, I was amazed it was so simple to cure my heartburn, I really thought I’d tried everything before. Thank you for creating it.”
– Jess Fallon, Delaware

“Hey Jack it worked great, man. Since implementing your instructions I felt better and better each day until around day 5 when I didn’t experience heartburn at all. I’m pretty astounded…”
– Connor Smith

“With the help of your book I found out what was causing my heartburn and within a few days I’d done as you recommended to counteract it and I’m feeling great. No flare-ups since!”
– Ashley Madson

These are just some of the people whose lives have been changed by this amazing package.

And here she is...

Now For The Scary Part...

Now I'm going to show you something you probably don't want to see... but... I'm going to ask you to take a good, long look at it anyway...

Get a good look? These are pictures of an esophagus - the area in which you experience the terrible burning sensation of heartburn. Fig. 1 is the esophagus of a heartburn sufferer after your stomach acid has burned it. Looks pretty gross, huh? Well... that is precisely what your esophagus looks like...

Scarred, Raw, Bleeding... And... Open To Infection And Disease

I don't mean to worry you, but this is simply the truth of the matter. It is integral that you heal your esophagus as quickly as possible and prevent the re-opening of the same old wounds.

But... I'm afraid it gets worse...

It's A Scientifically Proven Fact Heartburn Sufferers Who Experience Heartburn Just Once A Week Are 8 Times More Likely To Develop Esophagus Cancer...

This scared the hell out of me when I heard it, but it’s absolutely true. In fact, people who suffer from heartburn even just once a week are a staggering 8 times more likely to develop esophagus cancer than those who don’t… and here’s why…

When your tissues are damaged, they re-grow and repair. Sometimes during this process, mutations within the tissue cells can occur, and one such mutation could be cancer. So imagine your esophagus tissues which are constantly been damaged by heartburn and forced to repair – you are literally playing Russian roulette with cancer…

Again... I do feel a little bad worrying you with this information, but I promised you I wouldn't sugar coat things. You simply must be in the know, even though you may find out some things which you don't like, or things which scare the bejesus out of you.

Besides, you don't have to put yourself at this increased risk... you just have to take action... it's as simple as that - as they say... evil can only prosper when good men do nothing... and it's the same with heartburn. With my help you can - and will - stop it.

In fact, you could be...

Heartburn Free Within Days!

This may sound like a bold claim, particularly to those of you who have been unfortunate enough to suffer for a long time, but let me assure you, it’s rather simple.

I don’t know the severity or frequency of your heartburn problem, but I myself suffered from severe heartburn for around 15 years on a daily basis to some degree or other… and when I put all of the pieces of the jigsaw together and followed my own system, I was completely heartburn free within 10 days and have been ever since…

And nowadays…

I never experience any pain whilst swallowing…
I never experience any pain after eating…
I can eat and drink whatever I like, even if it used to ignite hell fire in my chest previously…
My wife can’t suggest smoking is what’s causing my heartburn and nag me to quit – because I don’t suffer from heartburn anymore…

As Columbo Says... "Just One More Thing"... you get a...

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And because of advertising costs, should you get a refund this means I lose money. That is how confident I am that you will be satisfied and that this package will cure your heartburn problems… and help you to stay heartburn free… for life.

You have absolutely nothing to lose, and I have to say… you’d be absolutely insane to pass up on an offer and guarantee like this… all you have to lose is your misery and suffering – isn’t that precisely what you want?

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Have you ever purchased something online before, only to try to contact the seller and you don't receive any response? I have, plenty of times - and it bugs me to the point of pacing up and down with anger.

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The best part is, this information comes downloadable INSTANTLY, so you can begin putting into practice these easy and life-changing methods right away… you’ve waited long enough, and you deserve this chance right now – don’t let heartburn ruin your life for another minute…

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Boy, I've really talked your head off, huh? Well, I've pretty much told you everything there is to know about this product... and... what it can do for your heartburn. I'm sure by now you've decided what to do for best, so I'll now leave you to it...

Take advantage of this offer before January 10, 2007 and guarantee yourself a saving of $20...

My nephew (who put this site together from my original paper and pen scribbles) advises me I should sell this package for $49.97. I really have no idea about the technical side of things so I'm putting it in his hands - however - I've told him explicitly that I'd like to continue at $29.97 until January 10, 2007. This is because, to my great pleasure, I'm making a little profit and I don't want to jeopardize that right now. So, basically... if you order before January 10, 2007 you guarantee yourself a saving of $20...

If you want to take advantage of this offer...

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YES! Jack, I realize the importance of your message, and I thank you for giving it to me in a non-sugar coated... bucket 'o ice-water in the face kind of way...

I've suffered from heartburn long enough now, and I want it to end... right now...
As I'm eager to try combating my heartburn right now I understand your system is the best way to do so as not only is it extremely comprehensive... it's also instantly downloadable...
I fully understand that I can get my money back at any time because of your 100% money back guarantee in the unlikely event I should experience unsatisfactory results...
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I have nothing to lose - and everything to gain by trying this...

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Here's to hell with heartburn,

Jack Baskall

P.S. You will not find this product/offer available anywhere else on the internet. The Heartburn Report is the culmination of my own long and personal battle with heartburn, a years worth of research, thought, thorough testing on myself and others, and devotion into putting together the very best heartburn cure system I could. I sincerely believe I have succeeded. Your heartburn woes can end here, today. I'm sure having heartburn has blighted your life long enough now, you owe it to yourself to try it out for yourself. You have absolutely nothing to lose but your heartburn…

P.P.S. Remember, the reduced price of $29.97 is only available until January 10, 2007. After this time my internet wizard nephew is going to be doing some price testing at $49.97 which he's convinced my package will sell well for - and who am I to question him? So, if you wish to take advantage of this super low price while it is still available (ends January 10, 2007), I urge you not to wait a second longer!

P.P.P.S. Remember, you are also protected by a 100% money back guarantee. If within 8 weeks you are not satisfied, you can have every penny back, period.